My Favourite Jokes

By Anonymous -
These are my favourite knock knock jokes and riddles.

1.
Knock Knock

 Who's there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe help me with my homework?

2.
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dozen

Dozen who?

Dozen anybody want to let me in.

3.
What has a foot but no legs?
A snail.

4.
What goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella

5.
What travels around the world but stays one spot?
A stamp.

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